1.
“You guys are the only people I’ve ever been
around that don’t make me feel bad for being me.”
2.
“Mom, I don’t test well! Why does daddy insist
on testing me?”
– My ten year
old brother yelled this phrase in the car after my dad refused to take him out
to eat. My brother has Cerebral Palsy and is always undergoing some sort of
testing, which in turn gets him sympathy from a majority of people. He only
uses this to his advantage when he really wants something.
